Clothes pins 

when my clothes are on the line 
I always know that they're just fine 
they're so useful it's a sin 
it's not duct tape it's a cloths pin 

nothing  is ever so neat 
then useing them to avoid smelly feet 
because they clip, nothing goes in or out 
they keep bad smell from going in my snout 

and you know it's just not fair 
when you get really bad hair 
don't get angery, don't get vexed 
if the'res cloths pins it can be fixed 

frist you take your lushous locks 
and stuff them in to your friends socks 
take a fork and make it spin 
then (to make it stay) use a clothes pin 

~Nasel Londone